LMAO, Seriously. As I've been taking this past month of March to observe that section of Craigslist, I have discovered, the only women that usually fuck with that section, are some webcam hookers, women seeking a 'genorous gentleman' (Which basically means she's a prostitute/wants you to pay for pussy) and of course, the 'BBW' (Big Beautiful Women) type that post on there. Oh yea, BBW's just another goddamn word for fat. YET some of these women say they are 'a little extra', or 'thick'. Dont know about that.
Seriously, men, make YOUR own Craigslist posting. Dont get me wrong, you CAN get pussy from the W4M section. But if you want to the get the right one, you better find a fresh new ad that the woman posts. Check the location and see if she gets very specific. Because if she is getting specific and doesnt sound like a bot, then its likely this is the chick you will have a chance to fuck. Remember, womens ads on Craigslist get hit up ALOT. Believe me, I have conducted two tests by posing as a fake female to see how many responses I'd get. Men use Craigslist to find sex more than the women. So when a W4M ad that shows a good looking female pops up, every man will do what it takes to get with that. If you are going to reply, and its been an hour or so since she posted the ad, good luck, because she will have already gotten at least 20 or more emails from horny men. And if she DOESN'T respond back, its because she's been taken, or she's spam, or she just not like your pic/response.
Stay tuned for more lessons in Craigslist pimping, my men.
Tuesday, April 7, 2009
Monday, March 2, 2009
CRAIGLISTPIMPIN OFFICIAL INTRO
http://www.limelinx.com/files/25696468f0865b352abbfeee01a4acbf
WE'RE BACK IN ACTION! THIS IS THE OFFICIAL INTRODUCTION TO MY BLOG. EXPECT MORE AUDIOS SOON
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
OK
I have finally decided to step it up with some audios for this blog, since I think my advice would work better in that type of form. I am currently in the process or recording. I expect at least by this week to get them up.
MISTA NINE
MISTA NINE
Monday, January 26, 2009
NEW UPDATES SOON
I will be updating the blog real soon. Im currently considering posting up audio pieces of my advice, so make it easier for my viewers to interpret my sayings.
Thanks to all that have found this blog.
-MISTA NINE
Thanks to all that have found this blog.
-MISTA NINE
Friday, January 23, 2009
BE ORIGINAL
Seriously, I think alot of guys think they have to call a girl 'Sexy' or 'Hey ma' 'Oh you looking good ma' to get the females attention. Guys on the streets use it. Guys use it on Facebook or Myspace, etc. Now I've NEVER been a fan of the word 'Ma' since I know damn well I wouldn't sound right saying it, so I always try alternative words or phrases. Let me tell me this now, if you DONT SOUND RIGHT SAYING 'MA' OR SOME OTHER TERM LIKE THAT, DONT USE IT. Cause you're gonna sound like you are trying too hard, and you dont want the ladies to think that, right?
SOUND LIKE YOU KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT!!
-MISTA NINE
SOUND LIKE YOU KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT!!
-MISTA NINE
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
WHY HAVENT YOU TAKEN CHANCES?
Let me ask this to all of my virgins and guys with no game. WHY havent you taken any chances? Really, think about it....WHY HAVENT YOU? You are more concerned about the rejection part, thats why. WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT REJECTION? Years ago, I used to get real emotional over that shit, because I made a big deal about it, as if it was the end of the world a girl didn't like me. Now, I have come to realization that, you should not worry about if you will get rejected. The fact that you WORRY about rejection is why you come to the ladies as an unconfident man. Worrying affects your approach.
Dont give a fuck when you are trying to attract a woman. Why? Because when you try to act like someone else to get some pussy, you cant keep the act up for long. Act like yourself and think about it like this, out of the flocks of chicks, ONE, or SOME of them will be into you. Persistance is the key. You MUST be able to accept failure is what I say. Think about when some businesses fail. Not everything is perfect, and its natural for failure to happe. Shit, it happenes for EVERYONE so dont even act like you are the only one here that is experiencing it.
Thinking about your failures will only make you stronger. Learn from your mistakes and you will get more experience.
-MISTA NINE
Dont give a fuck when you are trying to attract a woman. Why? Because when you try to act like someone else to get some pussy, you cant keep the act up for long. Act like yourself and think about it like this, out of the flocks of chicks, ONE, or SOME of them will be into you. Persistance is the key. You MUST be able to accept failure is what I say. Think about when some businesses fail. Not everything is perfect, and its natural for failure to happe. Shit, it happenes for EVERYONE so dont even act like you are the only one here that is experiencing it.
Thinking about your failures will only make you stronger. Learn from your mistakes and you will get more experience.
-MISTA NINE
Monday, January 19, 2009
CREATE COMPETITION FOR YOURSELF
YES, create fuckin competition for yourself. You ask, WHY the ladies are not feeling you? Because you come off a soft, life-less kind of guy. When you are on Craigslist, think about this. The other guys ads are better than yours. They KNOW what they are doing. Out a load of ads, which range from wack, to best, theres a couple in the bunch that are going to be successful.
Now HOW to be succesful? Do what I did, take a look into the M4W section and check out the guy's approaches. KNOW what you are up against, so that you can figure out a better ad to post that will knock your competitors out of the way.
Think about it. The people that use Craigslist that use Craigslist to sell items for example. Lets say theres an ad saying 'I got an iPod Touch on sale for $150.' Then you look around and find an ad about that same iPod, but for a MUCH cheaper price, say like $65. Its MORE likely the $65 ad will get replies because its a reasonable price. Think about it like that. Some peoples ads in those sections fail because the poster has too high expectations thinking that someone will buy an item for a rediculous price.
-MISTA NINE
Now HOW to be succesful? Do what I did, take a look into the M4W section and check out the guy's approaches. KNOW what you are up against, so that you can figure out a better ad to post that will knock your competitors out of the way.
Think about it. The people that use Craigslist that use Craigslist to sell items for example. Lets say theres an ad saying 'I got an iPod Touch on sale for $150.' Then you look around and find an ad about that same iPod, but for a MUCH cheaper price, say like $65. Its MORE likely the $65 ad will get replies because its a reasonable price. Think about it like that. Some peoples ads in those sections fail because the poster has too high expectations thinking that someone will buy an item for a rediculous price.
-MISTA NINE
Sunday, January 18, 2009
HOW TO REALLY PULL CRAIGSLIST GIRLS? MAKE YOUR OWN DAMN AD!!
Alright, so you saw my other post about how to approach womens ads in the W4M section that I typed out in all caps lol. Now here is how you REALLY do it : MAKE YOUR OWN FUCKIN AD!! lol.
Making your own ad about what YOU want will tell a woman that you are REALLY want, will attract them and show off your dominance. In the title, say what kind of woman you are looking for, be straight up. Do you want a white girl? Say you want one. Do you want a black girl? Say you want one. Do you want a slut, freaky girl, a dominatrix? WELL FUCKING SAY SO!! lol, its simple as that. Getting specific will make the girl think you have a solid idea of what you want, so they will reply. For example, lets say you make an ad talking about "Im looking for a hookup with a black girl". The black girl that see that ad will think "Oh this guy must like black girls, so Im already a good match for him". Talk about you're own sexual preferences, let it all out and be real as you can.
Now when you make an ad, consider this. Topic titles are the ice breaker. If you wonder why a girl hasn't replied to your ad by now, its because your title sucked ass. You have make it STAND OUT or else they will assume the ad is fake, or just not worth their time. Now when you typing out the ad, make it interesting. Get specific on what type of girls you like. Consider these questions when making an ad. Do you like them thin, thick, or fat? Say so. What age group are you looking for? Do you like slutty girls or nice ones? Just think about all of that and that will get you better results.
When making an ad, PLEASE, and I MEAN PLEASE, say that you can host, or that you are willing to travel to their place. Now, if YOU can host at YOUR own place, then its a wrap. Girls LOVE an independent man. It shows them that you are actually out on your own. Now theres nothing wrong with going to a girls place at all, but its likely that girls will really like if you can host at your own place.
The most important thing to remember, when making your ad, DONT SOUND DESPERATE! I mean sound like you have some confidence in yourself and do not make it sound like you are in a huge rush. That is not attractive to women. It makes you sound like a rapist or just a fuckin creep, and Im DAMN SURE, you do NOT want a girl to think you are either of those.
If you got any questions to what I just said in here, let me know.
-MISTA NINE
Making your own ad about what YOU want will tell a woman that you are REALLY want, will attract them and show off your dominance. In the title, say what kind of woman you are looking for, be straight up. Do you want a white girl? Say you want one. Do you want a black girl? Say you want one. Do you want a slut, freaky girl, a dominatrix? WELL FUCKING SAY SO!! lol, its simple as that. Getting specific will make the girl think you have a solid idea of what you want, so they will reply. For example, lets say you make an ad talking about "Im looking for a hookup with a black girl". The black girl that see that ad will think "Oh this guy must like black girls, so Im already a good match for him". Talk about you're own sexual preferences, let it all out and be real as you can.
Now when you make an ad, consider this. Topic titles are the ice breaker. If you wonder why a girl hasn't replied to your ad by now, its because your title sucked ass. You have make it STAND OUT or else they will assume the ad is fake, or just not worth their time. Now when you typing out the ad, make it interesting. Get specific on what type of girls you like. Consider these questions when making an ad. Do you like them thin, thick, or fat? Say so. What age group are you looking for? Do you like slutty girls or nice ones? Just think about all of that and that will get you better results.
When making an ad, PLEASE, and I MEAN PLEASE, say that you can host, or that you are willing to travel to their place. Now, if YOU can host at YOUR own place, then its a wrap. Girls LOVE an independent man. It shows them that you are actually out on your own. Now theres nothing wrong with going to a girls place at all, but its likely that girls will really like if you can host at your own place.
The most important thing to remember, when making your ad, DONT SOUND DESPERATE! I mean sound like you have some confidence in yourself and do not make it sound like you are in a huge rush. That is not attractive to women. It makes you sound like a rapist or just a fuckin creep, and Im DAMN SURE, you do NOT want a girl to think you are either of those.
If you got any questions to what I just said in here, let me know.
-MISTA NINE
MY FIRST BATCH OF ADVICE FOR PICKING UP CRAIGSLIST CHICKS IN THE W4M SECTION
ALRIGHT WHERE TO START? FROM MY EXPERIENCE ON CRAIGSLIST, MAKING YOUR OWN AD IS BETTER THAN REPLYING TO AN AD MADE BY A FEMALE. WHY? BECAUSE ALOT OF ADS IN THE W4M SECTION ARE SPAM. IF THERE ARE ANY REAL WOMEN THAT POST IN THERE, THE PERCENTAGE IS SMALL. CONSIDER THIS, EVEN IF A REAL WOMAN MAKES A LEGIT AD IN THERE, THINK ABOUT HOW MANY GUYS WILL HIT IT UP.
THE FACT IS, WOMEN THAT POST ON CRAIGSLIST GET HIT UP ALOT MORE OFTEN THAN THE MALES DO. EVEN IF YOU DO EMAIL THE WOMAN SAYING THAT YOU WANT TO HOOKUP WITH HER, IT MIGHT BE TOO LATE. THE WOMAN WOULD HAVE ALREADY PICKED A GUY TO HOOKUP WITH, OR SHE PROBABLY DIDN'T LIKE YOUR REPLY, SO SHE DELETED IT, OR YOU MIGHT HAVE JUST SENT AN EMAIL TO A SPAM AD. DON'T GET ME WRONG, IT IS POSSIBLE TO PICK UP A WOMAN IN THE W4M SECTION, BUT THE KEY TO DOING THAT, IS HAVING GREAT TIMING.
THE MINUTE YOU SEE A FRESH NEW AD THAT IS LEGIT, GO FOR IT. IF SHE SAYS SOMETHING LIKE "I LIKE BOYS IN THEIR 20" AND YOU ARE IN THAT AGE GROUP, THEN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WAITING FOR? GET TO EMAILING HER ASAP. SHE'S RIGHT THERE WAITING FOR YOU. WHEN YOU ARE EMAILING A GIRL OFF OF CRAIGSLIST, PLEASE INCLUDE PICS OF YOURSELF TO INCREASE THE CHANCES OF GETTING A REPLY BACK. IF SHE WANTS TO SEE PICS OF YOUR DICK, ABS, OR FACE, PUT THEM ALL IN THERE. SEND HER SOME OF YOUR BEST PICS. ALSO, IF YOU WANT TO WIN A THAT GIRLS ATTENTION, YOU BETTER HAVE SOME GOOD WRITING SKILLS. SOUND LIKE YOU HAVE A GOOD IDEA OF WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT AND GET STRAIGHT TO THE POINT BEFORE SHE STARTS ASSUMING YOU ARE PLAYING GAMES WITH HER.
YOU HAVE TO KNOW WHAT YOU WANT BEFORE CONTACTING A GIRL IN THE W4M SECTION. ITS A MUST. IF YOU KNOW WHAT YOU WANT, SHE WILL RESPECT YOU A LOT MORE BECAUSE YOU WOULD BE SHOWING HER YOUR DOMINANT SIDE, MEANING YOU DO WAIT FOR PEOPLE TO TELL YOU HOW TO ACT OR WHAT TO DO. THINK ABOUT IT, THE REASON YOU AREN'T GETTING PUSSY IS BECAUSE YOU DONT HAVE TO BALLS TO GET IT.
IF YOU ACQUIRE CONFIDENCE, AND ACT LIKE YOU DO NOT GIVE A FUCK, YOU WILL GO FAR. YOU GOT TO TAKE CHANCES. DONT WORRY IF SHE DOESN'T LIKE YOU. WE HAVE ALL BEEN TURNED DOWN BEFORE, I JUST LOOK AT IT LIKE THIS, IF A GIRL DOESN'T LIKE ME, THERES ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE THAT WILL LIKE ME. ALSO SOME EXTRA POINTERS TO PICK UP A GIRL IN THE W4M SECTION IS INCLUDE YOUR AIM OR YAHOO SCREENAMES. TALK TO HER FROM THERE, ITS EASIER THAN SENDING EMAILS FOR HOURS. IF THINGS GO WELL, GET HER NUMBER AND YOU ARE SET.
I GOT PART II TO THIS COMING UP IN A COUPLE OF MINUTES
-MISTA NINE
THE FACT IS, WOMEN THAT POST ON CRAIGSLIST GET HIT UP ALOT MORE OFTEN THAN THE MALES DO. EVEN IF YOU DO EMAIL THE WOMAN SAYING THAT YOU WANT TO HOOKUP WITH HER, IT MIGHT BE TOO LATE. THE WOMAN WOULD HAVE ALREADY PICKED A GUY TO HOOKUP WITH, OR SHE PROBABLY DIDN'T LIKE YOUR REPLY, SO SHE DELETED IT, OR YOU MIGHT HAVE JUST SENT AN EMAIL TO A SPAM AD. DON'T GET ME WRONG, IT IS POSSIBLE TO PICK UP A WOMAN IN THE W4M SECTION, BUT THE KEY TO DOING THAT, IS HAVING GREAT TIMING.
THE MINUTE YOU SEE A FRESH NEW AD THAT IS LEGIT, GO FOR IT. IF SHE SAYS SOMETHING LIKE "I LIKE BOYS IN THEIR 20" AND YOU ARE IN THAT AGE GROUP, THEN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WAITING FOR? GET TO EMAILING HER ASAP. SHE'S RIGHT THERE WAITING FOR YOU. WHEN YOU ARE EMAILING A GIRL OFF OF CRAIGSLIST, PLEASE INCLUDE PICS OF YOURSELF TO INCREASE THE CHANCES OF GETTING A REPLY BACK. IF SHE WANTS TO SEE PICS OF YOUR DICK, ABS, OR FACE, PUT THEM ALL IN THERE. SEND HER SOME OF YOUR BEST PICS. ALSO, IF YOU WANT TO WIN A THAT GIRLS ATTENTION, YOU BETTER HAVE SOME GOOD WRITING SKILLS. SOUND LIKE YOU HAVE A GOOD IDEA OF WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT AND GET STRAIGHT TO THE POINT BEFORE SHE STARTS ASSUMING YOU ARE PLAYING GAMES WITH HER.
YOU HAVE TO KNOW WHAT YOU WANT BEFORE CONTACTING A GIRL IN THE W4M SECTION. ITS A MUST. IF YOU KNOW WHAT YOU WANT, SHE WILL RESPECT YOU A LOT MORE BECAUSE YOU WOULD BE SHOWING HER YOUR DOMINANT SIDE, MEANING YOU DO WAIT FOR PEOPLE TO TELL YOU HOW TO ACT OR WHAT TO DO. THINK ABOUT IT, THE REASON YOU AREN'T GETTING PUSSY IS BECAUSE YOU DONT HAVE TO BALLS TO GET IT.
IF YOU ACQUIRE CONFIDENCE, AND ACT LIKE YOU DO NOT GIVE A FUCK, YOU WILL GO FAR. YOU GOT TO TAKE CHANCES. DONT WORRY IF SHE DOESN'T LIKE YOU. WE HAVE ALL BEEN TURNED DOWN BEFORE, I JUST LOOK AT IT LIKE THIS, IF A GIRL DOESN'T LIKE ME, THERES ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE THAT WILL LIKE ME. ALSO SOME EXTRA POINTERS TO PICK UP A GIRL IN THE W4M SECTION IS INCLUDE YOUR AIM OR YAHOO SCREENAMES. TALK TO HER FROM THERE, ITS EASIER THAN SENDING EMAILS FOR HOURS. IF THINGS GO WELL, GET HER NUMBER AND YOU ARE SET.
I GOT PART II TO THIS COMING UP IN A COUPLE OF MINUTES
-MISTA NINE
HOW I CAN HELP YOU
Alright, like I said, the point of this blog is help guys step their game up when it comes to ONLINE girls....On Craigslist that is. Here's what I CAN do for you. One, if you can actually follow the advice Im about to give you in this blog, then use it. If it works, hell, feel free to donate to it. I like to help people out, and I'd like compensation for it. Many people think online dating, or trying to find sex of the internet is lame and is for people with low self esteem. However, pussy is pussy, no matter where it is at, online or offline. You may not know, but there are a crowd of males online that LOOK for pussy online. Hell, there is even males and females online as we speak looking for hookups. Dont let anyone discourage you here from finding girls online. The only downsides to it, is that you could talk a girl that says she looks sexy, yet looks like shit in real life. Or meet up with a woman thats trying to set you up. So its no shit that you MUST have common sense, as if you were meeting someone you do not know in real life. Women can lie easily on the internet so dont think with your dick all of the time, slow down and pay close attention.
My other option is for $5 (Send it through PayPal in the donations tab at the top right of this blog), I can make you a Craigslist ad to get you some action. I have actually done this before for two people I know, and it HAS worked, believe that. Once you show me the money, I'll make you an ad.Im POSITIVE I can get you some action, so dont sweat it. This option is here if you really want someone to do the work for you. Let my motivational blog begin.
-MISTA NINE
My other option is for $5 (Send it through PayPal in the donations tab at the top right of this blog), I can make you a Craigslist ad to get you some action. I have actually done this before for two people I know, and it HAS worked, believe that. Once you show me the money, I'll make you an ad.Im POSITIVE I can get you some action, so dont sweat it. This option is here if you really want someone to do the work for you. Let my motivational blog begin.
-MISTA NINE
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